Twinkies and Swiss Rolls and Whoppers, Ohhh My!

1 box Twinkies 1500 calories
1 box Marshmallow Supremes 1120 calories
1 box Fudge Rounds 1200 calories
1 box Swiss Rolls 1620 calories
1 box Whoppers 1440 calories
1 box Dots 1680 calories
1 box Mike and Ike 560 calories (and no fat!!!)
1 box Sour Patch Kids 375 calories (also no fat!!!)
1 box Junior Mints 595 calories
1 box Milk Duds 1190 calories
Total:
11280 calories AND
1 Dutch girl who's going to be REALLY surprised tomorrow....priceless.

BTW if you don't know my sense of humor, never....ever....tell me you've never heard of a Twinkie.