Lady Luck is Smiling

Lady Luck decided to join me for lunch today. Here's the conversation:

Jeff: "Lunch time...turkey sandwiches? Ahh dang it moldy bread."
LL: "Mmmmm snake eyes, better hit Publix."
Jeff: "Yeah."
[at Publix]
LL: "You haven'tried your luck with magazines in a while...anything good on guitars?"
Jeff: "Good point, hey look Guitar World has Rockstar tab...nice."
LL: "I'd wager there's something else this close to Christmas."
Jeff: "Ohhh yeah look at that Guitar World put out a Holiday Gear Guide. Sweet!"
Jeff: "Ohhh wait...they got Playboy to help...BONUS!!!"


LL: "Good for you...you've got Kemp coming over tomorrow. Might want to roll the dice on the beer aisle."
Jeff: "I've got plenty but what the hell...Holy cow Hoegaarden!!!"


LL: "Odds are you're going to be having an extended lunch today."
Jeff: "Certainly better than even!"


LL: "Care to place a wager on wether you clean the apartment or take a nap?"
Jeff: "Don't press your luck."